A Grand Morning

A Grand Morning

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Crazy Thoughts 2

Is it ok to use an AM radio after noon? 
What do people in China call their good dishes?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair colour do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
How does the guy that drives the snowplow get to work?
If a firefighter fights fires and a crime fighter fights crime what does a freedom fighter fight?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?
Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport terminal?

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